Madeline Tanaka Past Articles

Music:

“Live Now, Think Later”
“How Real Was It? Review”
“Cancel Concert Culture”
“Theater Is Actually Really Good: Beyond the Surface of Musical Theater”

Sports:

“Cloudy With a Chance of Losses”
“Dab on the Haters”
“It’s Actually Saquon Barkley”
“Pick Me, Choose Me, or Whatever”
“I’ll Believe in Anything: Gay Athletes in Professional Sports”
“The Future is Teal”

Rating ___:

“Rating NFL Quarterbacks Based on Their Looks”
“Rating the Face of NBA Teams Based on Their Looks”
“Ranking the Faces of NHL Teams Based on Their Looks”

Politics:

“I Plead the First”

Light-Hearted:

“How to Rob the Louvre 101”
“House M.D. for Dummies”
“Mr. Marshall’s Supersonic AP World Travel Bucket List”
“We Have Bigger Fish to Fry”
“An EXTREMELY Serious Rating of Playground Equipment”
“Milk: From A Certified Milk Skeptic”

Miscellaneous:

“Always A Foreigner”
“You’re A Big Girl Now”
“The Smell of All Smells: On the Scent of Books”
“You’re Gonna End Up Working at… Papa’s Pizzeria??”
“Saying Goodbye To Your Future”

Public Figures:

“CANCELLED!”
“What Elon Musk Can Do With $1 Trillion”