So many flavors do I have to choose?
There is white, Green, Yellow, pink, and even some blues!
My favorite is the original, it’s not like the rest.
The battery-acid-like taste has grown on me the best.
Many places sell it like 7-11, Safeway, and Target,
I love it so much, I think there should be a market.
Some people hate it, but I don’t seem to mind,
this masterpiece of a drink is one of a kind.
There are lies spread around of an excess amount of caffeine,
but coffee has more, and it’s just called “routine”.
My addiction grows stronger with each passing day,
no heart palpitations will get in my way!