Romeo: Good morrow, my fellow Veronians! Hast thou heard of the newfangled app called TikTok?
Mercutio: Aye, Romeo! ‘Tis the talk of the town! I did see Tybalt using the app yest’rday!
Benvolio: Pray tell, what manner of sorcery is this TikTok? Apothecary?
Romeo: Nay no more brain than stone, ’tis a video platf’rm of such tomfoolery.
Mercutio: Aye, Romeo is right. Tybalt wenteth viral f’r being a fashionmonger. LOL!
Benvolio: I might not but seeth.
Mercutio: OK. Mine own feet art walking at precarious speeds, I shouldst arriveth anon.
Mercutio left the chat
Benvolio: Farewell Romeo.
Benvolio left the chat
Romeo: Oh Juliet, Juliet, where art thou Juliet?
Juliet: Morrow, I am hereth loveth.
Nurse: Me too!
Romeo: Valorous riddance! Did shut thy that from which thee speak.
Romeo kicks Nurse
Romeo: Loveth, how didst thee catch but a wink?
Juliet: Lacking valor, thee hath left me at mine own balcony last night of all. I couldst not stand ho bethinking about thee. Thee w’re coequal in mine own dreams.
Romeo: Mine own apologies.
Juliet: What is tis app TikTok yond speaketh of?
Romeo: Thou art sloweth in the brain.
Romeo: TikTok is how we can maketh wage and runneth hence togeth’r and receiveth did marry.
Juliet: How so?
Romeo: We can posteth about our loveth life and maketh people feeleth lonely. Certes, we wouldst wend viral because we art so cute. Duh.
Juliet: Valorous idea!
Juliet: adieusbcj
Romeo: Juliet? Art thee well enow?
Juliet: Tis not Juliet nay more. Tis Lord Capulet. I am #BLOCKING thee!!! Thou art a scoundrel.
Juliet blocks Romeo