CUHSD Mascot Group Chat

By Owen Andersen

Leigh Longhorn: 

Oop šŸ‘€

Prospect Panther: Shut up. Literally stop talking istg who put you on this group chat

Leigh Longhorn: Jealous?

Branham Bruin: Oh you didn’t have this already? My guy, we were recognized in 2006. But hey, there’s nothing wrong with being a little slow.

Leigh Longhorn: I Hate you

Branham Bruin: That ā€œHā€ shouldn’t be capitalized. Solid english department you got there! šŸ‘

Wally: Me when I flex an award most of the schools on this gc have

Leigh Longhorns: Me when I lose my homecoming football game with five seconds on the clock

Wally: From here on out it’s on sight with you, pull up I dare you

Boynton Buccaneer: Y’all I just made some quiche anyone wanna come over and try it?

Prospect Panther: Nobody wants to try your quiche Boynton

Branham Bruin: Show us the quiche.

Wally: I don’t want your mono quiche 

Boynton Buccaneer: Guys please I worked really hard on it like I really tried this time

Leigh Longhorn: Gang I feel like we’re moving past my achievement hear come on this is a big deal

Branham Bruin: I disagree

Boynton Buccaneer: Fine screw you guys. You always leave me out of stuff anyway. I just wanna hang out but it’s always so violent here.

Wally: This is the fifth quiche you’ve offered us. The last one gave me bowel polyps.

Prospect Panther: Yikes, that’s an image I didn’t need right now.

Wally: That’s a medical condition I didn’t need but I guess we don’t always get what we want Prospect, of all people I thought you knew that

Prospect Panther: If you bring up your Girl’s Volleyball Senior Night one more time I’m going to carpet bomb Westmont Avenue

Wally: With what? School Spirit?

Leigh Longhorn: Gyad damn

Boynton Buccaneer has left the chat

Branham Bruin: Oh look what you did 

Wally: I don’t have time for this, I have an AP exam next month

Leigh Longhorn: Same

Wally: Don’t lie

Prospect Panther: Bye bye babies, sweet dreams

Branham Bruin: ick.

Leigh Longhorn: Somebody still has to tuck in Prospect

Del Mar Don: What I miss? 

Del Mar Don: Hello? Anybody?

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