Biden: I saw that pain Haley finally dropped out, congrats! Here’s to a repeat of 2020!
Trump: Thanks, lowkey the RNC was just like, Haley u need to drop out, and she was like, whatevs
Biden: Lucky you, no one told my national committee that I was scripted to win everywhere so I lost in samoa to some noob.
Trump: lol
Biden: Anyway, what’s in the script this year?
Trump: It’s going to be close again, but I’m scheduled to win, and your party is scheduled to throw a riot.
Biden: At the capital?
Trump: Nah they’ll prolly end up rushing area 51, for real this time
Biden: Oh that’s a good idea, blame the election on the aliens this time around
Trump: Yeah, Russia getting enough hate rn as it is
Biden: Oh well, I’ve got to go fall down some stairs for the media
Trump: Yeah I should probably go attack a prosecutor or smth like that on twitter, sorry, x
Biden: See ya
Trump: Hasta Luego