Lana del Rey, Summer (500 days of Summer), and Austin McBroom
Lana del Rey: Hey Summer, I want to write an album about your life and your breakup with Tom. Is that cool?
Summer: I guess so, but honestly we never dated and we never broke up, so he’s broke and i’m up 💯🙏
Lana: 😂
Lana: I mean you are married now!
Summer: That was the best decision of my life.
Lana: You didn’t want to be anyone’s girlfriend but now you’re someone’s wife. Wow, Summer I really think about that daily. I’ll write a song about it.
Summer: Yeah. I don’t know why that happened or how, but it just did.
Summer: I listened to NFR! After Tom and I ended things. He just rushed into everything and never once cared about me or what I felt. He was crazy too. Reminds me of that Snapchat guy. What’s his name? 😂
Lana: Omg! Austin McBroom 😂
Lana: I saw that he streams my song “The Other Woman” almost everyday… I wonder what happened to that guy. Let me add him.
Austin McBroom was added to the conversation.
Austin: Why was I added to this?
Summer: Hi Austin, how is the divorce treating you?
Austin: I’m writing a song about my ex-wife, i’m kinda busy.
Lana: Leave the songwriting to me… your song is… interesting.
Austin: You guys don’t get it. I feel hopeless. I feel like having hope is dangerous.
Austin: 🥺
Lana: You just stole that from my album NFR! 🤣
Austin: No I came up with it. You guys don’t understand me.
Summer: You stalk your ex-wife everyday. You LIVE OUTSIDE HER HOUSE IN AN RV. We do not want to understand you.
Austin: You led a guy on for months and then went and got married.
Lana: Summer I would not take that.
Austin: And you Lana, you announced a country album… no one is going to listen to that.
Lana: No one listens to your song about your ex-wife. YOU’RE DELUSIONAL.
Austin: you two are coming at me like a pack of wolves.
Summer: That actually sounds like a cool groupchat name actually. Wolf pack.
Lana: No, Austin is not worthy of being apart of our name.
Austin: Wow.
Summer: Go film a snapchat about you following your ex-wife around 😂
Lana: Wait, I have the perfect group chat name, A&W
Austin: That’s your song, Lana. Not creative at all.
Lana: Austin & Wolf Pack.
Summer: I like that actually.
Austin: Whatever.
Summer: Ttyl guys, I just saw on the news that this guy built a tent and moved into his ex-wife’s backyard.
Lana: Summer…. Thats Austin…..
Austin: Catch you guys later, I gotta go! 😂