By Julia Svajda
Increasing demands for academic success in high school have students scrambling. Educators and parents alike continue to express concerns for their students. Slipping grades and sleeping during class prove a simple truth: students need help. Yet, as technology is replacing workers in many fields, the competition remains fierce. With universities requiring increasing levels of knowledge for acceptance into even the least competitive career fields, students just can’t keep up.
“I couldn’t just sit by and watch my son struggle for hours with pages of homework and all-nighters pulled for studying. His body just isn’t made for that,” says Pete Robbins, a public speaker and advocate for student-forward education. Two years ago, Robbins set out to find a solution. After diligent testing and brainstorming, Robbins developed an ingenious solution–Indubi. The name comes from the latin words industria and bibere, meaning energy and drink. Indubi is a rapidly digestible caffeinated energy serum that increases productivity by nearly two hundred percent. Acting as a painkiller, steroid, antidepressant, and caffeinated energy drink all in one, the drink turns ordinary students into efficient workers on par with the best AI has to offer. Lab results astonished scientists and educators alike. Test subjects showed promising results in an April test group. Not only did the tested students ace standardized tests, they also improved memory retention and endurance.
“It’s astonishing,” says Robbins. “I finally found a way to help my son become a better student.” Robbins has become an instant celebrity since Indubi was released to the public. Students have shown incredible support for the drink as well. The indie brand, which now released drinks in aesthetically pleasing bottles, quickly amassed a cult following. “It’s awesome,” says seventeen year old Andrew Meyers. “I can work at my job, do my homework, and go to school like it’s nothing. I can finally get everything done without stress or exhaustion. This stuff gets me through the day, no matter what.”
Indubi has already been implemented at St. Joseph’s high school in Los Angeles, where students reacted with stunning success. Now the number one school in the country, with one in every three students boasting an IQ higher than Einstein, St. Joseph’s has shared it’s secrets. The school innovated further, providing students with twenty-four hour enclosed privacy chambers and IV’s infused with Indubi for maximum learning possibilities. Although these amazing measures are not possible for most public high schools, implementing Indubi–which costs only a dollar a bottle– may be a saving grace to the education system. Collaborations with Robbins have spawned amazing ideas such as Indubi vending machines–bringing the product directly to students whilst providing vital funding for the school system. The miracle serum is not only a scientific marvel and impressive education tool, but also a fantastic economic opportunity. Thanks to Indubi, the future of education is bright.
It is not realistic to expect high school students to take all AP classes, complete hours of homework, slave away at jobs and internships, and participate in community service simultaneously whilst under immense stress and pressure. Clearly, decreasing their workload and offering mental health support is not possible. Why not dose them with experimental drugs that make them more efficient and durable superhumans? Finally, students can realistically ace high school. Indubi is now on sale at participating pharmacies for ninety nine cents. The new frontier of education has arrived.