By Kaia Lee and Jane Mackin
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**Although, Mr. McWilliams declined to answer to the majority of our questions, we will do our best to infer and translate what he was trying to say**
Mr. McWilliams is a very interesting person, and we are writing this article while we are in his study hall. He is always wearing old Vans with tall socks. We asked where he gets his fashion inspiration from, and he stated that he “only wears clothes he bought 15 years ago.” We love a king who saves his money.
When asked what his favorite part of teaching is, he said “teaching kids who don’t speak during class as well as going to surf after school.” We asked if he knew any cool tricks like flips on his surfboard, and he said, “I’m normal so I don’t do flips.”
Some of his favorite things he likes to say during class are “all me,” “break up with your girlfriend before she breaks up with you,” “if you are bored go to space,” and of course his most often used, “be normal.”
His music taste includes “songs he doesn’t know the names of” and fast punk rock, but he likes to “keep it chill” in class and play artists like Jack Johnson. Even though he claims to not like Jack Johnson, he plays it for his students.
Mr. McWilliams, if you are reading this (you’re probably not), we would just like to let you know that you are a very hard person to interview, but we hope we did you justice and hope you enjoy our article!