By Madeline Tanaka (assisted by Kathryn Tanaka)
*This article is purely satirical and for entertainment purposes only. For credible information on National Basketball League players, visit https://www.nba.com/
What the title says.
- LaMelo Ball and Anthony Edwards as Love at First Sight
IYKYK.
- Victor Wembanyama and Chet Holmgren as Enemies to Lovers
After the playoff series, there just has to be something going on…
- Giannis Antetokounmpo and Nikola Jokić as Sunshine and Grumpy (respectively)
- Joel Embiid and Tyrese Maxey as Sugar Daddy and Sugar Baby
Kathryn chose this. Do I know why? No. Do I understand? Yes.
- Rudy Gobert and Draymond Green as Toxic Relationship
Looks like love to me.
- Jaylin Williams and Jalen Williams as Name Overlap
Like Taylor Lautner and Taylor Lautner.
- Damian Lillard and Portland Trailblazers as Starcrossed Lovers
Lillard + championship ring with Portland Trailblazers = nonexistent