Ode to a Yondr Pouch

By Josie Barker

Yondr, Yondr,

Oh how I ponder

You’ve turned school life

Into a huge strife

Your magnet is hard to open

One day it’ll become broken

I don’t know how to come up with this 40 dollar repair fee

I can see the outline of my phone, you’re such a tease

Suppose I can launder

The money to pay for Yondr

Guess now I have to actually watch the wildlife 

I wanna text my mom to keep up with our homelife

I’m having trouble copin’

Forgot to send a text, please let me reopen

It’s hard to have my mind at ease

I want my device back, pretty please

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