Welcome to the fourth installment of Wisdom of the Week, where I (a slightly staunch believer that astrology is a pseudoscience) will dole out my advice in the form of very accurate, 100% believable horoscopes. Again, this is just a joke, please don’t take it too seriously! Unless…
Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn):
My tarot cards are telling me your wallet is screaming for help, crying into the abyss. While a sweet treat or refreshing drink is great, inflation is out to get you. Try going out for coffee once a week and then making a little snack at home!
Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces):
You know what they say, “April showers bring May flowers.” I know you’re going through a rough patch, those tests are bogging down your vibe. But, my tea leaves predict that May is about to be straight #fuego for you! Don’t worry, there’s light at the end of the tunnel.
Fire Signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius):
I know last time I said to take a chill pill, but you have taken the chill too far!! Lock in, the grind starts now! I know the library is waiting for you, yearning for your intellect and dedication to studying to grace its quiet rooms.
Air Signs (Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius):
It seems like March has gotten you out of sorts, lost a couple of your marbles with the soaring temperatures. So, I am here to tell you that it is okay, but you have to pick them back up. Maybe a little reset weekend to clean your room a bit or tidy up your car.