Ever feel a sudden change in mood? Maybe you were just in an argument at the local park and suddenly now you can’t stop smelling the roses. Well, if you’ve ever given any thought to the unanticipated change in your brain’s atmosphere, I can assure you, it’s not because of hormones or any garbage like that, in fact, it’s because of the government.
Today I noticed a cloud shaped into a perfect barcode, clearly another government plant— so, coincidence? I think not! Not to drift away from my point on these chemical trails, but one hundred percent, those birds up in the big blue sky subsist as some sort of robotic service. These pigeons definitely snitch on us. Wear an aluminum-foil hat the next time you leave your home and enter into the superbly made outside simulation. Do not forget, in order to confuse the sky-wifi, precautions are necessary.
I mean, with all the tapping into our home devices and listening from our cellphones, authorities might as well rip the bandaid off and brainwash us with vapors instead (a much cooler approach, although sort of cutthroat). Although the idea of computerized raptors and airspace inhalants illustrates some intriguing images, this lovely idea of chemical trails proves to be false.
Disregard those thought controlling looney-tunes, chemtrails do not exist. They are just a mere conspiracy theory coined by key figures who misinterpreted aircraft and military accounts in the 90s, which in reality turned out to be a hoax. Claims that the condensation trails left by airplanes contribute to mood changes, population control, and weather manipulation by way of chemicals proves purely ludicrous. This theory on mind-control laced particles sprayed by powers above persists as totally whacked, and the real purpose of these noticeable vapors left by aircrafts are…well…nothing. Contrails, not chemtrails, simply embody line-shaped clouds airplanes fabricate at high altitudes, just a mix of exhaust gases and cold, humid air in the upper atmosphere, causing water vapor to condense and freeze into tiny ice crystals.
To debunk the mental mist fraud, contrails in actuality have no intended purpose. I regret to inform you that the cloud’s appearance, although clearly discombobulated as psychoactive agents, exists as nothing but left-over white condensed water sky streaks. Hate to break it to any of you believers in government spread hallucinogens, but experts have discredited the chemtrail theory. In the future, remain skeptical to lunatic claims made on the radios, obviously stay suspicious of the government, but don’t always follow the next kooky belief trend.