Welcome to the third installment of Wisdom of the Week, where I (a slightly staunch believer that astrology is a pseudoscience) will dole out my advice in the form of very accurate, 100% believable horoscopes. Again, this is just a joke, please don’t take it too seriously! Unless…
Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn):
I’m feeling a bit of a chaotic aura surrounding your being right now, so we need to fix that. Stop putting off doing your laundry or tidying up your desk, you’ll feel much better if you just get it out of the way! Then, you can go on and relax.
Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces):
Ski week was a little unproductive, but so rejuvenating. Take your new energy and shift it towards fulfilling a goal you might have been putting off. Whether it’s reading that book you’ve had on hold at the library or starting a new hobby, you’re sure to find success in whatever you put your mind to.
Fire Signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius):
Eek, please take a chill pill! We’re in that weird time at school where AP exams/finals feel so close yet so far, and I know the anxiety is starting to ramp up. Remember to focus on some self-care every once in a while, do a face mask or take a walk around your neighborhood.
Air Signs (Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius):
My senses are telling me you’ve been wanting to try something new, so take this as your sign! I’m sure that coffee place that just opened has the perfect drink to energize you before a long day at school!