Goose Quiz

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You go to school and no one is there. What do you do? Climb onto the roof Decorate classrooms like Buddy the Elf with craft supplies The entire library is open; it's empty and *quiet*? Yes, please. Pull a bunch of pranks all over the place for when people get back Check the school schedule/Call someone Mope around in the hallways, it's not like I have anything better to do …leave?

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What's the first thing you're tempted to buy at a farmer's market? Stationary and pens and books and— Take a gander (hah!) at all the flowers and fruits Farmer's markets? Ew TACO TRUCKS YEAHHHHH Just stroll around! Get popcorn and cotton candy and funnel cakes and corndogs– Look for the objectively best deal

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Pick some lyrics that speak to you It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour Oh what a curse it is to be a lover girl…. Why would you ever kiss me? i'm not even half as pretty… You can count on me, like one, two, three, i'll be there I like instrumental music, it's better for focusing there's a McDonald's in the Pentagon, I work at the McDonald's in the Pentagon I don't like any of these

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Pick a fairytale you most identify with Red Riding Hood Rumplestiltskin I am… Puss in Boots! Princess and the Pea Fairytales? Seriously? Jack and the Beanstalk Goldilocks and the Three Bears

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What smell do you like? sharpies 🙂 fresh linen new car smell old book smell petrichor (smell after the rain) fresh cut grass! coffee

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Pick a common texting abbreviation omg (oh my god) I text in complete sentences icl (i can't lie) imo (in my opinion) idk (I don't know) LMAOOO (laughing my arse off) brb (be right back)

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Pick a vine! leBron James…. lebron James… wake me up (WAKE ME UP INSIDE) LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS!!! what are those? road work ahead? uh yeah, I sure hope it does hi welcome to chili's storytime!

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Opinion on geese? They're alright, I guess. I steer clear, though they're very pretty and goose art is really cute no comment THEY'RE SO SILLY I LOVE THEM they're very interesting waterfowl I like chasing them they're dead inside, evil, rotten to the core

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where are you napping the hardest?

What Kind of Goose Are You?