Let’s set the scene… Delaney Pound, James Charles, Bryce Hadley, and the one and only Jesus Christ all huddle around a table in a random IHOP at precisely 11 o’clock pm. At first, the vibe is quiet, awkward, and uncomfortable. Soon, James starts filming a TikTok with Delaney, but his BBL blocks her quite a bit. Hadley giggles away, tries to join in, but then gives up due to his chronic back pain. Jesus films the video and somehow, it is the most cinematic masterpiece TikTok has ever seen. If anyone was wondering, he’s also an amazing hypeman!
After James turns his phone off, they all order their respective stacks of pancakes. Jesus gobbles them down, James posts an Instagram story, and Hadley takes his sweet time munching, and Delaney does too. Then, after sitting in silence for quite a while James goes live on… you guessed it! TikTok! He begins chatting about the political and economic state of the world and roasting everybody with precision. Hadley joins in, but he ridicules the detrimental effects this live will have on his career, but Jesus knows that he will never be truly cancelled. Delaney tries to flag down a waiter, orders a Coke, then James promptly exclaims, “Coca-Cola? HELLO!”
As Delaney slurps down her Coke, Hadley lectures her about the sugar levels in the drink and Delaney is fed up. She throws her pancake straight at Hadley’s face and James screams, “STOP! Let me put my poncho on first!” They pause their little food fight, but promptly continue after James’ costume change. Pancakes fly, fake eyelashes scatter, and championship CCS rings appear out of thin air. Jesus takes the wheel… Don’t worry! He makes everyone hug it out, then gets picked up from a limo the size of a semi truck. Delaney drives home in her jeep, Hadley in his truck, and James exits in whichever car he ended up buying from his several part series on… TikTok!