Punny Halloween Costumes

By Gio Arteaga 

Quarterback – Tape a quarter to your back. Done.

Ceiling Fan – Wear a shirt that says “Go Ceiling!” and carry pom-poms. (You’re a fan of ceilings.)

French Toast – Dress like toast, wear a beret, draw on a mustache, and say “Bonjour!”

Cereal Killer – Tape mini cereal boxes to your clothes with fake blood and plastic knives. Oops she’s dead

Holy Cow – Cow print outfit + angel halo and wings.

Taco Bell(E) – Dress as a taco + wear a tiara and sash like a Disney princess.

Knight Mare – Suit of armor + horse mask = nightmare.

Bread Winner – Carry loaves of bread and wear medals or a gold trophy.

Raining Cats and Dogs – Umbrella with stuffed cats and dogs hanging from it.

Deviled Egg – White shirt with a yellow circle (egg) + devil horns and a tail.

Facebook – Write “book” on your face. Low effort, peak pun.

Dunkin’ Donuts – Basketball jersey and donut floats or boxes taped around you.

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