Seated at a dimly lit steakhouse in the heart of LA, I celebrate my birthday with none other than Drake, Travis Scott, and Tana Mongeau. Drake, being the gentleman he is, raises his glass and says, “I’m not about to let anyone here touch their wallets tonight,” before sliding his Amex across the table with a charming nod to the waiter. Tana, sipping on her drink, starts spilling lore about her infamous airport incident. “I literally get this close to her face,” she says, leaning forward for emphasis. We’re all invested, especially Travis, who chimes in with, “Straight up!” As the night goes on, the waiter brings out my birthday dessert, with a small but perfectly lit candle on top. Travis backs up, and exclaims with a smirk, “it’s lit!” Drake raises his glass again, smiling like he’s in a music video. He makes a toast. “More life.” I blow out my candle, and as we end the night, Tana laughs at one of Drake’s silly jokes. As she’s giggling, her veneer suddenly pops off and lands on the table, leaving us all shocked. But Tana, being the way she is, grabs her phone and captures the moment on camera, turning it into pure jokes. This isn’t just a night to remember, it’s one for the books.
