Word Hunt 101

By Veronica Azimov and Anjali Nayak

As besties for the resties, the two of us spend a lot of time doing our favorite hobby: sitting on FaceTime and playing Word Hunt with each other for hours at a time. Veronica Azimov specifically has a crazy knack for finding words, “They just come to me. The words find you. You don’t find the words.” The two of us have a grindset that defies the laws of physics. Unlike any other, we can navigate a Word Hunt board, and find words in a fraction of a second. “It’s a type of passion you can’t just cultivate,” Anjali Nayak professes, “You’ve just got to be born with it.” However, there are a few tips that we give. For one, utilize any and all “s” letters on the board. Easily, you can double…possibly TRIPLE your score.

Even more, the two of us believe that finger dexterity is an extremely important aspect needed to be a fantastic word hunter. Whenever you can, please try to strengthen your finger ability. Playing the guitar works. Peeling oranges does too. Other things as well. 

Of course, our Word Hunt flair defies typical, normal Game Pigeon users. Due to such, we have decided to make the purchase…nay…INVESTMENT to pay for Game Pigeon premium—a fifty cent, one-time purchase—and thus operate under the conditions of the expanded Word Hunt board. Though it may seem very luxurious, we do confess that it is quite the step up. Only for professionals. Proceed with caution.

You may be wondering…Anjali…Veronica…if you put any of the time and effort you put into Word Hunt…would you possibly excel in other, more useful hobbies? Though Word Hunt might not be the fastest sport or industry in America (though it is not at risk of automation, robots can’t word hunt like humans can word hunt), we answer with a quote from the bard himself: words, words, words.

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