By Gavin Bowyer
My journey began on a fateful day, randomly in February, when, out of the blue, I decided to visit Club Med in Room 51—that day truly changed my life, ultimately for the better. Never have I heard a person so passionate about a subject; one that attempts to infuse their thoughts into adolescent teenagers’ minds while on school campus. Instructing us club members in the ways of love, technology, and any other aspect of life, it is apparent that Mr. Sessions fully deserves the honor and opportunity to be the President of the United States. In fact, it would be an even greater privilege to the people to have Sessions as our President and leader.
What Sessions has greatly expanded upon over the weeks is that love is a construct of our mind, stuck inside our own personal (fake) reality. Inevitably, love is a fallacy causing us to look at the faces of people we pass in hopes of finding someone to love us, as we do not love ourselves. Shouldn’t our leader, the President, best know how the people feel and guide us away from fallacy in our lives? Once AI takes over the world, as Elon Musk with his superior intellect has devised, only those who have melded themselves with AI (via a NeuroLink) will be able to survive, among them, Sessions. Once we are in a time of need, it will be imperative that we remain calm and collected, without using methods like meditation because our thoughts are not real, something Sessions excels in. “We think we are our thoughts,”; the truth behind the extensive debate over meditation and our reality. Ultimately, these facts display ample evidence that suggests Mr. Sessions would make a great president, something we should all push for.