That’s Inconvenient!

By Keira De Vita and Alan Lu

Life is difficult for everyone in vastly different ways. A day can be long and challenging or just not pan out in your favor. The piece that sets that day over the edge from bad to horrible is are small inconveniences. We made a tiny list of minute inconveniences that could tip someone over the edge (in a specific order from least to most inconvenient).

1. Their Chromebook is always dead.
   1. Each replacement Chromebook is also broken and glitches.
2. Remove the batteries from everything they own.
3. Slightly unscrew their light bulbs.
   1. A couple at a time so that they keep having to revisit the task.
4. Deflate their tires.
5. Force them to watch Green Lantern all the way through with no break.
6. Sign them up for the wrong AP exams (and make them pay full price).
7. Move everything in their house six inches to the left.
8. Cover the entire neck of their shirts in size tags.
9. Speed in front of them just to drive slowly.
10. Lock them out of their phones forever.
11. Unplug their fridge while they are on vacation.
12. No service all the time.
13. Put itching powder in their expensive bottle of lotion.
14. Sign them up for America’s Got Talent (they have no talents).
15. Sabotage the companies they invested stock in.
16. Sign them up for a major in college that they know nothing about.
    1. Forcing them to complete at least four years.
17. Burn their house down.
18. Make them magnetic.
19. Frame them at the scene of a crime that seems completely reasonable for them to commit but they in fact did not.
20. Make them radioactive.
21. Exile them to Britain or Bakersfield for eternity (they get to pick, and then they get sent to the opposite place).
22. Send them on a spaceship to Pluto.
23. Force them to donate their entire net worth and savings to the opposing political party they align with.
24. Replace their water supply with acid.
25. Get them addicted to gambling.
26. Psychologically condition them.
27. Gaslight them into thinking that they solved something important, publish their work/findings, and ruin their reputation.
28. Sign them up for the Church of Scientology.
29. Falsely accuse them of several accounts of arson.
30. Steal their identity.
31. Steal their toes (so that they need to relearn how to walk and balance).
32. They have to work a normal 9-5 but there is no pay.
    1. Have to work until retirement. 
33. Endless wet socks/trench foot.
34. Force them to watch every DC Universe film.