Love Calculator

By Lily Bourne

Hello Warriors! As we reach the time for Valentine’s once more, it has become my duty to provide a 100% accurate calculator designed to determine the percentage of true love between two individuals. Simply read the following steps and recreate them with your two names to determine whether your relationship is meant to be—or not! 

  1. Write your two names with “loves” in the middle.

Example: Wally Loves Westmont.

  1. Count up the number of times each letter occurs in the sentence.

Example: We start with W and see there are two. Then we find there is only 1 A. Then 3 Ls. And so on until we get… 2(w) 1(a) 3(l) 1(y) 2(o) 1(v) 2(e) 2(s) 2(t) 1(n)

  1. Starting from the outside, pair up the numbers and add them together.

Example: We take the 2 from one side and 1 from the other side to start with 3. Then we take the 1 from the left and the 2 from the right. And so on leaving us with… 3 3 3 1

  1. Continue adding from each side until you get to 2 digits!

Example: we only have four digits left so we end up with…. 46.

  1. That number will be your 100% accurate love calculation!

Example: Our love percent with Wally is only 46%! I thought we were tight like that Wally….

Disclaimer: This love calculator is in fact, and this might shock you, not actually 100% accurate. So please direct your complaints to the love calculation creator. If your results did not come out the way you’d hoped, consider trying again with one of these convenient online calculators!

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