Bad Dad Jokes

By Matthew Etzel

Based on a true story (mostly)

Son: Hey dad, how do you like your fancy new office chair?

Dad: it’s wheely cool

Son: … 

Dad: puts a fresh spin on the office

Son: …

Dad: it’s quite revolutionary, really

Son: …

Dad: …

Son: …

Dad: your indifference seems to be seated in your lack of humor.

The End

More bad jokes!

Dad, can you play the piano by ear?

A long time ago I could, but now I use my hands.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

I’m addicted to collecting Beatles albums. I need Help. 

My buddy claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don’t believe him, but that’s his story and he’s sticking to it.