Based on a true story (mostly)
Son: Hey dad, how do you like your fancy new office chair?
Dad: it’s wheely cool
Dad: puts a fresh spin on the office
Dad: it’s quite revolutionary, really
Dad: your indifference seems to be seated in your lack of humor.
More bad jokes!
Dad, can you play the piano by ear?
A long time ago I could, but now I use my hands.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
I’m addicted to collecting Beatles albums. I need Help.
My buddy claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don’t believe him, but that’s his story and he’s sticking to it.