By Amelia Lipcsei and Isabel Kikoshima
Isabel: Cats are the best pets.
Amelia: Dude, you literally always say how annoying it is that your cat rips up your things.
Isabel: Yes… but your dog always tries to bite me.
Amelia: At least I don’t have scratches on me 24/7.
Isabel: That’s just their way of showing affection.
Amelia: Mhmh. More like they just don’t like you and never want to hang out with you.
Isabel: Well at least I don’t trap them in my room.
Amelia: My dog wants to cuddle with me and she loves me, unlike your cats.