Capitalism vs. Socialism

By Ojas Joshi

Capitalism: So…

Socialism: So…

Capitalism: So what’s with those taxes already? Jeez Louise you guys must love donating your money.

Socialism: And you must love watching inequality unfold over centuries.

Capitalism: Are you serious right now?

Socialism: Well we are all about equality. What’s wrong with that?

Capitalism: Well we’re all about freedom…what’s wrong with that?

Socialism: You tell me genius.

Capitalism: Well at least we aren’t communism.

Socialism: Amen.