Capitalism: So what’s with those taxes already? Jeez Louise you guys must love donating your money.
Socialism: And you must love watching inequality unfold over centuries.
Capitalism: Are you serious right now?
Socialism: Well we are all about equality. What’s wrong with that?
Capitalism: Well we’re all about freedom…what’s wrong with that?
Socialism: You tell me genius.
Capitalism: Well at least we aren’t communism.