By Alex Gryciuk
What would you do if the lucky ticket was the one you bought?
Cop a million dollar yacht?
Acquire a chance to be an astronaut?
Buy a car that makes you look hot?
What would you buy with all those dollars?
Would you be one of Harvard’s scholars?
Buy Gucci, Louis Vuitton, and Balenciaga; all clothes with fancy collars?
Purchase a house with Roman columns?
What would you do if you won the lottery?
Turn to snobbery?
Play real life monopoly?
Invest in the economy?
What would I do if I won the cash?
Buy a big house in a flash
with a pool where everyone can splash
and become the upper class.
What else would I get?
A future without debt.
A round trip flight to Tibet.
A private jet.
Though I’d only really receive $997.6 million,
I would hire minions.
I would invest in Hilton.
Everyone will trust my opinion.
Oh what I’d give to win the money.
And to buy all that makes me happy.