By Neyoosha Khodabandelou
The United Nations’ climate report states “within the next decade, global average temperatures could reach 1.5 degrees Celsius above pre-industrial levels.” What will an increase in temperature do to my life, especially a mere few degrees? The whole concept of the planet warming up and the ozone layer deteriorating is fake news, which is why we should not be swayed by the rubbish presented by individuals in white lab coats. Instead of attempting to convince others to reduce their carbon footprint and manage wasteful habits, the most effective way to continue living our lives is to construct islands out of trash. Modestly speaking, this proposal not only erases the need to organize trash, but also manages the problems caused by lack of land and housing.
Environmentalists are spreading their influence in our communities as we speak, from schools to governments, with inaccurate information that is plaguing the current generation’s core beliefs. Discussing the impacts of irrelevant greenhouse gases and the buildup of trash in landfills, scientists successfully distract us from living our lives peacefully. Society has more pressing matters on its hands. Nowadays, politicians spend so much time arguing across the aisle, creating havoc and distracting citizens from key issues such as election fraud. By deflecting our attention from upholding gun rights, politicians combine their powers with that of the scientists to support the propaganda of the United Nations.
Adaptation becoming increasingly difficult…thousands of species at risk of extinction…blah, blah, blah. Once again, fake news. The Bramble Cay Melomys simply died out due to being too close to the ocean and not learning how to swim, not the rise of sea levels. The coral reefs are disappearing due to natural disintegration, not the warming of oceans. If we want to preserve the livelihood of the world and protect important animals such as the pink fairy armadillo, we need to increase the overall land surface area. The only way in which this can become accomplished is through critically thinking about how to incorporate useless items into practical purposes.
We have all heard about recycling bottles and cans, keeping plastic out of our oceans, the completely useless alternative to just tossing trash on the ground. Why should we be expected to throw things away when we can use it to build a whole continent? The rates at which waste accumulates clearly highlights how important it is to implement a strategy to put it to good use, and that can be made possible through Build-a-Wasteland projects.
Clearly, evil scientists need to stop worrying about what they claim to be “the destruction of ecosystem” and instead focus on how to support the growing global population. The evidence brought up to prove that climate change exists has been deemed fraudulent countless times by credible sources and citizens. Why should we care about the planet in the first place?