Yolo For Froyo

By Jane Mackin and Kaia Lee

  1. Mochi 100/10

For the number one spot, we chose Mochi. The chewiness and the size of them are perfect! No notes.

  1. Pirouline 10/10


Next, we have pirouline. Perfect for scooping the froyo and so crunchy. So fun to eat and bonus points for aestheticness.

  1. Rainbow Sprinkles 9.7/10

These are so amazing; the reason they made the top 3 is because they are Jane’s favorite food group. All jokes aside, these add such a fun pop of color and a great crunchy texture.

  1. Mango popping boba 9.4/10


AMAZING. These beat the strawberry ones any day of the week. The texture is just spectacular. The popping is so satisfying in your mouth!

  1. Brownies 8.6/10

They are good but not anything special. Kinda dry, but the flavor was amazing. We prefer warm brownies as opposed to cold ones.

  1. Fruity Pebbles 8.1/10

We were not expecting to like these as much as we did, but they stayed really crunchy and went well with the froyo.

  1. Cookie dough 6.7/10

We were expecting a lot more from these. Sadly, disappointing and a tad overrated.

  1. Gummy Bears 1.2/10

Terrible. They got harder than bricks and tasted like plastic.

  1. Skittles 0.5/10

These were so bad. We like Skittles on their own, but in froyo they turn into literal rocks in ur mouth.

  1. Coca-Cola Gummy -100000000000000000/10

The second I put this in my mouth, I regretted even going. If you get anything from Yogurtland, DON’T GET THIS. Maybe it was just my birthday cake froyo, but these are nasty either way.

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