My secret task was to make a song. Raw. I tried my best, but here goes something—
Verse 1:
Woke up in the morning with my brain a mess (yuh)
I needed a friend in a sparkly dress
Grabbed a big ol’ tin and began to press (yuh)
All that biotin in my gut I must confess
Chorus
Oh, it’s a caffeine crush, a fizzy rush
Never once a day do my teeth need a brush
The caffeine crush is my tiny little brush
Verse 2:
Now my feet are tappin’ on the floor
I’m rushing to finish and leave the classroom door
Dad’s spaghetti, knees weak, arms heavy, for an exam I didn’t study for
Jotting down gibberish at a mile-a-minute makes my fingers sore
Chorus
Oh, it’s a caffeine crush, a fizzy rush
Never once a day do I plan for my report card to blush
The caffeine crush is my tiny little brush
Verse 3:
Left the exam hall fine (yuh)
Slurp
Hehe . . . caffeine crush
The “official song” is below. (For brave listeners only 😭)