Do you like Earth Day? Do you like art? There’s a simple solution to that, pal. If you want to celebrate the most important holiday of all time, follow these instructions closely. This is . . .
HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN PERSONAL EARTH:
Step 1: Look at the one you love
Step 2: Go to a cupboard (any cupboard will do)
Step 3: Find coffee filters (very easy)
Step 4: Place one on the counter, flip it over, and flatten (the glare is a factor, yes)
Step 5: Walk out into the night (check for bears)
Step 6: Grab your markers (they have run off again)
Step 7: Start to draw green lines
Step 8: Now, color them in (hard)
Step 9: Color the inside so blue that you want to watch Avatar
Step 10: For our double-digits, scurry off towards a mirror
Step 11: Summon a spray bottle (tip: use your mind)
Step 12: Threaten your Earth (politely)
Step 13: Spritz, spritz—it is melting!
Step 14: Pat it dry (recommended)
Step 15: Your Earth is complete! You now have many choices on where to put it
You can put it on . . .
The fridge:
A pillow:
Under a pillow:
Or, if you’re not quite fond of it, you know where to put it:
Step 16: Wish everyone a happy Earth Day (not sponsored)!
