Performative Male Quiz

Think you can refute your status as a performative male? Look no further.

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Where do performative males naturally spawn?

Schools

Libraries

Cafes

Gyms

2 / 6

What is the best drink?

Coffee

Matcha

Water

Sprite Cranberry (the Lebron James one)

3 / 6

What is the best benefit of matcha?

Aesthetic validation and vibes

Caffeine intake

Inner peace

Nutrition

4 / 6

What is the BEST way to reciprocate a female’s affection for you?

Treat her like a queen

Take her out to the movies

Buy her flowers

Be nonchalant

5 / 6

Which feat BEST defines a performative male?

Finding employment

Benching 3 plates

Burning a labubu

None of the above

6 / 6

What epitomizes the essence of the performative male?

Labubu chain

Baggy jeans

Wired headphones

All of the above

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