By Josie Barker & Naomi Volinsky
The chances of meeting a serial killer are extremely low; however, so is meeting the perfect friend. Unfortunately for some, they met the terminator, and luckily for me, I met a pretty good confidant, Naomi Volinsky. Volinsky and I have put together what we call a “super lame bucketlist.” Please enjoy our random concoction of skills and activities we desired to accomplish in the span of 4 hours.
Super Lame Bucket List:
- Win a game of Among Us as the imposter
- Bake cookies and then give them to neighbors
- Wear Christmas hats to school when it’s not Christmas
- Sticky handshake
- Learn the native tongue of each other’s mothers
- Learn breakdance moves
- Do a trick shot with a slingshot
- Try stand-up comedy
- Message celebrities and see if they respond
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Actual Bucket List for 2026:
- Go to one of those indoor flying places
- Go on a roadtrip together
- Pick up a hobby
- Do a hip hop class together
- Finally, go on a hike together
- Go to a self-defense class
- Safely bleach our hair
- End honors with an A
- Cat/puppy yoga
- Get matching beta fish/goldfish (any kind of fish works
- Get a gecko
- Try a wax strip