Welcome to the first installment of Wisdom of the Week, where I (a slightly staunch believer that astrology is a pseudoscience) will dole out my advice in the form of very accurate, 100% believable horoscopes. Please don’t take these too seriously…
Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo,Capricorn):
I’m sensing that you’ve become too comfortable in your routine, you should try something new at brunch this week. But be wary of the salad/fruit bar, I foresee you hitting your head on the sneezeguard.
Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces):
Today is a day to be productive: finish your notes and review those flash cards! Don’t forget to check Canvas for the one assignment you keep forgetting about.
Fire Signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius):
Your energy is #up! Go for a jog or walk around your neighborhood, maybe even host a get together with your friends.
Air Signs (Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius):
Looks like this week is perfect for making connections! Ask that one classmate for help on that super difficult assignment you keep procrastinating. 😀