Room 26 is full of glee,
The vibe is amazing, anyone would agree!
The AC is broken, so don’t bring a jacket
You don’t have to be quiet; Haskett always makes a racket.
He steals all his jokes from his friend
But he and Evans are a perfect blend
He jokes with his classes about “rizzing the huzz,”
All of his silly sayings create a buzz!
His AP Lang essays are short, yet painful,
Every single time, I grow more and more disdainful.
I know I will let out a giggle every day in Haskett’s
All his whimsy puts me in a casket.
I may complain a lot, but I love his class a lot,
You will learn a lot, so, sophomores, give it a shot!
Haskett, the GOAT, is truly quite friendly,
Which really fits, seeing as his real name is Henry!