By Josie Barker & Kira Yurchenko.
This is Josie and Kira’s review on odd fusions of food. We hope you enjoy this content more than we enjoyed consuming this food!
Ham/Boloney and Cheese Sandwich + SourPatch Kids:
Josie Barker’s rating: 7/10
Honestly I thought this was pretty gross and close to terrible. I did not enjoy this whatsoever, and the cheese made the experience kind of wet? Not sure how to feel.
Kira Yurchenko’s rating: 10/10
Direct quote: “I’m into that.”
Pickle and Peanut Butter:
Collective 5/10.
The texture was weird, and we are not used to peanut butter being sour.
Nutella and Cheezit:
Collective 10/10
This was a fun snack and we probably will munch on this again 🙂!
Lemon and American Cheese Slice:
Josie Barker’s rating: 2/10
This might have been one of the worst things I have ever had the displeasure of eating. It was diabolically disgusting. I almost barfed it back up, and the texture was criminally awful, and it was way too wet to handle. The cheese kept slipping and it made me so uncomfortable.
Kira Yurchenko’s rating: 7/10
I didn’t mind it, lowkey not even as bad as I thought it would be.
Cheetos + Chocolate Milk:
Collective 9/10
We both enjoyed it. Kira says, “it’s lowkey kinda good when you drink it after.”
Apples and Salsa:
Collective 4/10
You’d expect this to be not that bad, it’s horrible. I hate the texture, hate the acidity, it’s honestly disgusting. The way the salsa chunks on the apple is awful, please never put salsa around apples.
Marshmallow and Sriracha:
Collective 2/10
I hated every second of this experience. Sriracha does not belong on marshmallows, do not be fooled. This combo tasted like the grim reaper, I swear this snack was genuinely telling me it was my time to go.
Honorable Mention: Mango smoothie + Chicken nugget:
Josie Barker’s rating: 10/10!!!
Kira Yurchenko’s rating: 2/10
“No, ew.”