We Hate Saint Patty’s Day

By Averi and Marina Halbert

Saint Patty’s is a very peculiar holiday, one we are not particularly fond of, and as a matter of fact, would rather celebrate quite literally, anything else.

1. Christmas in the middle of March
2. My grandma’s birthday (it’s the same day)
3. My other grandma’s birthday (it’s not the same day)
4. The first day my dog was officially potty trained
5. The first time Marina successfully pooped by herself (last week)
6. The anniversary of our street getting re-done
7. The wedding anniversary of Queen Victoria and whoever her husband was 
8. Halloween
9. My first time seeing a camel IRL (ive never seen a camel IRL)
10. The day before St. Patty’s day

We hope you’ll join us in boycotting St. Patty’s day in favor of these various holidays!