What is your current ear situation? I have one and the other one is bleeding. One or more of them are peirced. I have both of them and they are not sunburnt! I carved some beautiful ears on a beautiful statue. My ears are perfectly fine but my nose is an apple. I'm an alien I have no ears. My ears are being smothered by my lover. I'm keeping my ears warm with a scarf. Also I am sad.

Do you have any children? Yes, they are a on a professional whistling team. Give it 9 months… No, I'm an alien and aliens can't have kids stupid. No, but my dad loves me. No, cuz statues can't have babies. Yes, we frolic together. Seriously man? I'm 16. No, and I won't ever have kids if my ear keeps bleeding out.

What's your favorite color? Granny Smith green. Various alien colors. Red. Pink, like lips about to whistle. Flesh colored (I miss my ear). White, shiny, and reflective. Purple, like the opposite of sunshine yellow. Grey, like stone.

Pick your favorite song. Role Model, by Brent Faiyaz Promiscuous Girl, by Nelly Furtado Vincent, by Don McLean The Best Day, by Taylor Swift Bad Romance, by Lady Gaga Daughters, by John Mayer Starman, by David Bowie One, by U2

What's your favorite cut of jeans? Straight leg. Flares. How dare you suggest that I would wear anything other than a skirt. Heavily starched, very crinkly pants. Jorts. Boot cut. Birthday suit 🥳. Jeggings under a casual skirt.

What's your favorite ice cream place? Ben & Jerry's. Pinkberry. Somisomi. Coldstone – I go there with my dad. Baskin Robbins. Erewhon only. Campbell Creamery. Dippin' dots.