Caught Rat Handed

By Anjali Nayak 

Gaining speed after YouTuber Shane Dawson featured it in one of his 2019 videos, the Chuck E. Cheese pizza conspiracy claims the restaurant recycles the leftover pizza slices from pizzas and puts them together. A simple image search of “Chuck E. Cheese pizza” will make the bravest souls’ stomachs churn. Instead of making a completely new pizza, Chuck E. Cheese workers simply put together the slices from leftover pizzas. All of the pizzas take on a rotund shape — each of the slices are misaligned and seems to be from different original pizzas. The pepperonis do not match up, and crusts often jut out from all sides of the pizza. Chuck E. Cheese has sworn off the allegations, stating “No conspiracies here — our pizzas are made to order and we prepare our dough fresh in the restaurant, which means that they’re not always perfectly uniform in shape, but always delicious.”