By Eric Vallen
Couldn’t make you any dumber
At least it’ll disencumber
Most definitely for a new comer
After eating one asunder
Especially in Summer
They’ll all want your number
Would be wise to use a rubber
And stoop under
Helps you avoid a plumber
Or a bamboo cutter
Should keep you out of slumber
Only if the drink it does outnumber
If not, perhaps get a new Hummer
One of a green color
And renumber
So you can eat a cucumber.