By Eric Vallen

A product of Cambridge

They might grow it in your village

In a way, vintage

With a green visage

Good over a game of cribbage

Probably helps your bodily drainage

Perhaps even the cartilage

Like popeye, it gives you advantage

Put it on the floor and you may see some slippage

Maybe some shrinkage

But it’s not that kind of herbage

To have it is a privilege

It will assuredly raise your percentage

You’re welcome for the tutelage

Eat Spinach