By Eric Vallen
A product of Cambridge
They might grow it in your village
In a way, vintage
With a green visage
Good over a game of cribbage
Probably helps your bodily drainage
Perhaps even the cartilage
Like popeye, it gives you advantage
Put it on the floor and you may see some slippage
Maybe some shrinkage
But it’s not that kind of herbage
To have it is a privilege
It will assuredly raise your percentage
You’re welcome for the tutelage
Eat Spinach