By Claire DaQuino
Sometimes novels don’t live up to their titles… so here are some alternative ones to describe the books a little better.
Catcher in the Rye… more like A Long, Disappointing Downward Spiral
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland… more like Y’all Should Have Paid Attention in D.A.R.E.
The Odyssey… more like The Odyssey and on and on and on and on-yssey
Romeo and Juliet… more like Two People who would Never have Survived Quarantine
Great Expectations… more like Great Disappointment
11 Birthdays… more like A Better Version of Groundhog’s Day
Ender’s Game… more like How to Traumatize a Six-Year-Old