Eat the Rainbow: Outrageously Orange

By Lindsay Der

In a thoroughly-researched and scientifically innovative experiment, I have figured out a definitive ranking of almost every orange snack I could think of. Here’s my procedure: stop by your local grocery store and buy every orange food you pass by. Once you’re home (or in the car), take a sample from each snack and compare them to one another. I ranked my subjects on everything— flavor, texture, experience, associated memories- and compiled all the data into a comprehensive list. Feel free to recreate this experiment at home, though I can’t guarantee you’ll reach the same results. 

  1. Cheddar and Sour Creams Ruffles®
  2. Pumpkin pie
  3. Mangos
  4. Cheez-Its®
  5. Orange bell peppers
  6. Oranges
  7. Cheese puffs
  8. Kumquats
  9. Carrots
  10. Goldfish
  11. Persimmons
  12. Apricots
  13. Orange juice
  14. Nacho Cheese Doritos®/ Crunchy Cheetos®
  15. Cheddar Cheese Pringles®
  16. Kraft® Singles American Cheese
  17. Creamsicles®
  18. Orange Gatorade
  19. Papaya

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