By Lindsay Der
In a thoroughly-researched and scientifically innovative experiment, I have figured out a definitive ranking of almost every orange snack I could think of. Here’s my procedure: stop by your local grocery store and buy every orange food you pass by. Once you’re home (or in the car), take a sample from each snack and compare them to one another. I ranked my subjects on everything— flavor, texture, experience, associated memories— and compiled all the data into a comprehensive list. Feel free to recreate this experiment at home, though I can’t guarantee you’ll reach the same results.
- Cheddar and Sour Creams Ruffles®
- Pumpkin pie
- Mangos
- Cheez-Its®
- Orange bell peppers
- Oranges
- Cheese puffs
- Kumquats
- Carrots
- Goldfish
- Persimmons
- Apricots
- Orange juice
- Nacho Cheese Doritos®/ Crunchy Cheetos®
- Cheddar Cheese Pringles®
- Kraft® Singles American Cheese
- Creamsicles®
- Orange Gatorade
- Papaya